Monthly Archives: May 2006

Hamlet of the Wedding Ring

The adventures of her in her future. And her claim of an alibi, yes, we took that to be, as we say, a red herring, a wild goose chase. There was, as you saw for yourself, fresh creosote on the … Continue reading

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Eat Like Shot While The Stirabout’s Hot

A London Victorian workhouse sits at the top of my garden. Its inmates call out to me at night while I’m tucking into my minge supper. I try to ignore them but the cries, especially from the children, are incessant. … Continue reading

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The Wilderness of Glass

Her heartbreak, against the brush of his letter, is as real as the heartbreak she’s experienced in all of the five other times she’s been heartbroken since her relationship with Graham began, almost six months ago. The letter she has … Continue reading

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Picking Apart The Particles

Glass shop front grab as sharp as pins dropping, the spats polishing the pavement, the row of these boys long past boyhood, pastel shirted pudgy fat fucks, clean-shaven, short sleeved, leather belted, pizza munching cunts cut on lager, sexual frustration … Continue reading

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Cutting Open The Bean

I stood up for science and science stood up for me. We two, science and me, hand in hand on the path to, er, a certain kind of righteousness. Science with his white frock and mad hair, me sober in … Continue reading

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Grafted To The Inadequate

After a long break from harping it became apparent that Moncrieff was reasonably unrepentant when it came to the thorny question of his controversial tuna breaks. Like scattershot and bulletholes, he was forever dogged by the butt-numbingly familiar accusations associated … Continue reading

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Not Solved By The Standard Model

By the time the universe ends we will have mastered time travel. We can go back in time and start all over again. As a dedicated fantasist it is my intention to continue living my life through an endless procession … Continue reading

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